What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?